Witches put a curse on President Trump and his supporters3 minute read

A Spell to Bind Donald Trump and All Those Who Abet Him

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A small movement of “witches” gathered yesterday outside of Trump Tower and Mar-A-Lago to put a spell on President Trump and all of his supporters. The ritual has a number of factions to it, including a “unflattering” photo of Trump, an orange candle, and “using his phrase against him: YOU’RE FIRED!” and much more. Below is all that is included for the spell and some of the actual ridiculous ritual. Yes, this actually happened and this is not a joke…..




  • Unflattering photo of Trump (small); see below for one you can print
  • Tower tarot card (from any deck)
  • Tiny stub of an orange candle (cheap via Amazon) or baby carrot (as substitute for orange candle stub)
  • Pin or small nail (to inscribe candle)
  • White candle (any size), representing the element of Fire
  • Small bowl of water, representing elemental Water
  • Small bowl of salt, representing elemental Earth
  • Feather (any), representing the element of Air
  • Matches or lighter
  • Ashtray or dish of sand

These people are literally acting like children. “I don’t like you! I’m putting a spell on you!” They’re taking time out of there day, to gather together to put a curse on the 45th President of the United States. Just think about how ridiculous that is for a moment.

The weirdos are going to do this ritual every night that has a “crescent moon” until Trump is forced out of office.


  • Write “Donald J. Trump” on the orange candle stub with a pin or nail
  • Arrange other items in a pleasing circle in front of you
  • Lean the Tower card against something so that it’s standing up (vertically)
  • Say a prayer for protection and invoke blessing from your preferred spirit or deity. Reading the 23rd Psalm aloud is common in Hoodoo/Conjure/Rootwork traditions. Experienced magicians may perform an appropriate banishing ritual.

Beginning of Ritual (excerpt)

(Light white candle)

Hear me, oh spirits
Of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air
Heavenly hosts
Demons of the infernal realms
And spirits of the ancestors

(Light inscribed orange candle stub)

I call upon you
To bind
Donald J. Trump
So that his malignant works may fail utterly
That he may do no harm
To any human soul
Nor any tree
or Sea

Bind him so that he shall not break our polity
Usurp our liberty
Or fill our minds with hate, confusion, fear, or despair
And bind, too,
All those who enable his wickedness
And those whose mouths speak his poisonous lies…………

You can completely waste 30 minutes of you time and read the full spell here

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